TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5878
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Anarchy Unfiltered

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Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

forteuropa

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FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	878	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crops Grown:	7415
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9146	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	2127	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9310

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.