TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8014	Emeralds Found:	5607
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	3672	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mineserver

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This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Towns Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Star Shards Collected:	149
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8089
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	235	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.