Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BirthBlockerz – 18F

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Animals Bred:	101
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrushCraftVIP

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Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UgandanRejectsCraft

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lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

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Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Air Quality Craft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Anarchy Unfiltered

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Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

forteuropa

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FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	1781
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	791089

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!