Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Meteorites Collected: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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