Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Holy Grails Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Farms Harvested: 815 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
New Chunks Explored: 421603 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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