Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We believe that Griffith did nothing wrong and we embrace chaos and mayhem at every turn.
Join our server if you want to build a giant statue of Griffith as your spawn point, or if you want to roleplay as a member of the Band of the Hawk. We have special events where players can reenact the Eclipse and see who can survive the longest.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to summon demons and sacrifice villagers for special rewards. And if you’re feeling particularly evil, you can even betray your friends and join the God Hand for ultimate power.
So come join us on our server and let your inner Griffith shine through! Just remember, there are no rules here except one: Griffith did nothing wrong.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.
Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun is always shining… except when it’s not! We’ve got epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the occasional eclipse to keep things interesting.
Join us and discover the true power of the eclipse – because who doesn’t love a little bit of drama before some serious chaos ensues? Just remember, when that moon starts creeping across the sun, all bets are off.
So come on, hop on our server and see what kind of trouble you can get into. Who knows, you might just survive the eclipse and come out the other side with some epic loot and a hilarious story to tell your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this one – after all, god always does an eclipse right before bad things happen. But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with coomers and political drama? Look no further, because our server is a shining beacon of chaos and mayhem!
Join us for epic adventures like stealing diamonds from other players, trolling your friends with ridiculous pranks, and uncovering the secrets of the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not be plotting an apocalypse).
Forget about political debates and coomer nonsense, on our server we only care about one thing – having a good time! So come on over and join the insanity, just remember – /pol/tards need not apply.
Are you tired of your skin melting every time there’s an eclipse? Are you tired of doctors telling you to wait and see if it worsens before seeking help? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that will not only stop your skin from melting, but also give you the ability to fly like a majestic penguin!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the virtual world collides with the real world in ways you never thought possible! Join us as we mine our way through the depths of creativity alongside VShojo and vtubers who are the epitome of fun and silliness.
Picture this: Zen decides to take a day off from streaming, but don’t worry, Hime swoops in to save the day with a stream that references eclipses and leaves everyone scratching their heads in confusion and intrigue. Who needs logical explanations when you have such chaotic energy, amirite?
Our server is a place where Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, and Zen come together to create a virtual utopia that is equal parts unpredictable and downright hilarious. With streams that range from wacky to absurd, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.
So, why should you join? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to discussing Kson’s greatness, Henya’s antics, and everything in between? Plus, if you’re a fan of inside jokes and obscure references, our server is the place to be.
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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!
Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.
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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.
Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!
Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!
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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!
Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).
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