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DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	3466	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Farms Harvested:	701
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8412	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1216	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4145
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6810	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	513	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2247	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Crops Grown:	3914	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Items Found:	6054	Zombie Dances:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8645	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0