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AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6682	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Votes:	7106

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	361	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	897
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mines Excavated:	1292	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7541	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	260
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9361
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Void Gems Collected:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2074	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Potions Brewed:	112
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Votes:	2748
Farms Harvested:	263	Herobrine Sightings:	6

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Players:	95/900	Votes:	4050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1