LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Buildings Constructed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7043
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3852
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Votes:	7675	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5257
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mines Excavated:	1625
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	5740
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mines Excavated:	4469
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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