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Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

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Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	8866
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	3378	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Farms Harvested:	844	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	993

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	4947

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1