The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 2363

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

    GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!
    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

    ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

    Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

    We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixelated Anime Adventures

    Pixelated Anime Adventures

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

    Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Falling into the Void: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

    Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Farms Harvested: 829
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

    FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

    Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 New Chunks Explored: 455901
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Game Over, Crafty Creepers

    Game Over, Crafty Creepers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

    Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

    Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

    CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!
    Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

    But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

    Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

    Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

    But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Farms Harvested: 150
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

    DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

    Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

    Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

    CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

    Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5346 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Potions Brewed: 126
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

    Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

    Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

    Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Alien Abductions: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

    Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

    – Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

    – Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

    ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

    Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

    So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 8539
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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