Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Zombie Dances: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6393
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Towns Built: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Enchantments Applied: 136
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31
    Crops Grown: 8531 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Zombie Dances: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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