Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magic Items Found: 3617
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Animals Bred: 133
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 7055
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4897 Enchantments Applied: 109
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Dragon Eggs Found: 2430
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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