The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5916	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
New Chunks Explored:	678889	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	329	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.