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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3675 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!