| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5875 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Hybrid Server
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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2382 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 108 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 233 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2007 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9067 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2946 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3912 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.
Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 143 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!
So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 683 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 692 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7860 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 904 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?
So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5116 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2336 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4224 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9505 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7742 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 478 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8080 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6569 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Realm Name | Realm Code |
|---|---|
| Jk Realm 1 | VqtaUznAGi4 |
| Ts Realm 2 | YrXnSm8e6n8 |
| Ats Realm 3 | zNqwg5mGFAg |
This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.
To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!
You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6490 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.
Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 159 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2301 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 157 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!
