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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Farms Harvested:	262	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	600354	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	2573
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	947
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	6578	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7604	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2536	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Towns Built:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	881	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Farms Harvested:	889
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	214
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7