TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7226
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7564
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	4215

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9348	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	6749	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	2661	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	6532
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2219	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	183

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crops Grown:	1987	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	6070	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ores Mined:	4675	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9232
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

Players:	100/500	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Farms Harvested:	333	Magic Items Found:	2755
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2