Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2933 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!
Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)
Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.
IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.
Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.
But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1645 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3399 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.
Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!
But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.
And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.
But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.
So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!
Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!
Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.
So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6896 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!
Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
