Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!
so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!
Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!
Join us and build your empire in your image!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.
Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?
So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 180 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?
Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7257 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!
Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)
Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.
IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 102 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.
Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.
But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.
Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!
But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.
And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.
But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.
So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!
Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2207 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!
Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.
So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
