lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ores Mined: 5911
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 6282
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Ink City Minecraft Server

    Ink City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

    Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 666 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

    PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

    3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

    4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

    5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CalorieCraft: GF Edition

    CalorieCraft: GF Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

    We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

    So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Emeralds Found: 6799

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

    InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9763 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CretanCraft Minecraft Server

    CretanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

    once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

    but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

    join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

    VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN
    come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Crops Grown: 2343 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyLife Rises Slowly

    BlockyLife Rises Slowly
    Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

    we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

    u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

    join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Animals Bred: 47

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

    OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

    Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

    Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod to have more fun.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
    Smooth gameplay A few QoL mods for a better experience.
    No TP No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

    If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join Enival? To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
    Is Enival a vanilla server? Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
    Can I use teleportation commands? No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
    How can I communicate with other players? Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2902
    Farms Harvested: 376 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

    Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 New Chunks Explored: 616820
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

    CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

    Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 483961 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ParentalRoastCraft

    ParentalRoastCraft
    Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

    Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

    So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2054 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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