lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ParentalRoastCraft

    ParentalRoastCraft
    Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

    Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

    So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 410 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2482 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

    Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

    We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

    So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

    Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

    But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

    Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ParentalPiggybacker

    ParentalPiggybacker
    Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

    On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

    And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

    So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NoWayInNebraskaMC

    NoWayInNebraskaMC
    Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Crops Grown: 5506 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

    Hurricane Control Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 746 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

    Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP
    Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GenderGigglesMC

    GenderGigglesMC
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1948 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • $$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

    $$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ZombieStepBroBabyName

    ZombieStepBroBabyName
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

    Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

    The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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