lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

    CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

    Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 179 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ParentalRoastCraft

    ParentalRoastCraft
    Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

    Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

    So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Dimension Hops: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

    Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

    We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

    So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

    Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

    But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Villages Defended: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

    Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ParentalPiggybacker

    ParentalPiggybacker
    Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

    On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

    And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

    So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NoWayInNebraskaMC

    NoWayInNebraskaMC
    Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

    Hurricane Control Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

    Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP
    Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GenderGigglesMC

    GenderGigglesMC
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 New Chunks Explored: 62123
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • $$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

    $$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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