lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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