lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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