lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Towns Built: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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