so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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