NoKidsNoProbzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PotHeadz Minecraft Server

alcohol theft, community donations, disgusting living conditions, feces in house, hoarder, hygiene problems, landlord issues, living with disability, Minecraft, moving out, physical disability, PotHeadz, rat infestation, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate issues, roommate neglect, Server, shared living space, spoiled food, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	100912
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with Alex? Look no further! Our server is filled with hoarders, rat infestations, and even feces-covered towels! Join us for a wild ride of stolen alcohol, rotting food, and constant drama. Who needs a clean and organized server when you can have all this madness instead? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! Remember, it’s not about being understanding, it’s about embracing the chaos!

NecklaceGateCraft

Abbott Lyon, Apology, Argument, Attention, Birthday, Boyfriend, christmas, COPIED, Hints, instagram, made for you, Necklace, NecklaceGateCraft, personal charms, Quality, self centred, silver, sister, special thing, Stole, Upset

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t exist unless it’s in the form of building a giant statue of your sister’s Abbott Lyon necklace! Join us for a chance to show off your unique creations and personal charms, just like the ones on that necklace that caused a rift between siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Who knew a simple necklace could cause such chaos? But here, we embrace the chaos and turn it into something beautiful.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond charm that will make your sister jealous all over again. Just remember, in this world, the only drama is the drama you build.

TownHumorMinecraftSMP

amusement, Chuckle, city, Community, funny, humorous street names, jest, Laughter, local landmarks, Neighborhood, quirky, residential areas, road signs, Smile, street signs, TOWN, TownHumorMinecraftSMP, Unique, urban development, Urban planning, WIT

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have streets named after famous Minecraft mobs like Creeper Lane and Enderman Avenue. But wait, it gets even better – we also have a street called Potato Street because one time a player accidentally planted a potato and it grew into a giant potato that took over the whole street! It’s like a potato apocalypse, but in a funny way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Nudity Prohibited

acceptance, body image, comfort level, Confidence, cultural beliefs, Expression, freedom, individual choice, Legal, modesty, nudity, nudity taboo, personal boundaries, personal comfort, PIXEL, Prohibited, public nudity, self esteem, self-consciousness, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Activist, anti-government, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, democracy movement, Free Russia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Minecraft, Navalny, Navalny’s Widow, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political activism, political change, protest, putin, russia, Server, social justice

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	2590	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!

Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United

Accountability, BolsoBashers, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilians, Corruption, current events, Democracy, democracy at work, democracy in action, Democraftia, Government, Impeachment, leadership, News, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Politics, PROTESTS, south america, strength, United

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server!

Fish Follower Frenzy

Animal Behavior, Behavior, bream, Communication, diver, diver interaction, Fish, fish behavior, fish intelligence, fish research, fish study, Follower, Frenzy, human-fish interaction, humans, intelligence, marine life, recognition, researchers, study, Training, Treats, Wild fish

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283408, 30045188y629800899405989966998947, banner, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Donations, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, love, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	794251
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	190	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Towns Built:	9

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	7977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3208	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1