Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 222
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Enchantments Applied: 203 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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