NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Potions Brewed:	178	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	162
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Love Letters Sent:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Void Gems Collected:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	4799	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	4342	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7571
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Zombie Dances:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1812
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Animals Bred:	147
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

Players:	109/100	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crops Grown:	1208
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Buildings Constructed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2580

New Minecraft Servers 2025

NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

FAQ

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

LittleDigPlanet

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

Q: What is the world border size?

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

SirenCraft SMP

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

SkyNectar

SkyNectar

Early Adopters

Server Links

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

DadCraft Dropout

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP