SwedishShootoutMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	624628	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	969056
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mines Excavated:	3960

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6137
Farms Harvested:	829	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1369
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	626
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	4741
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crops Grown:	1232
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Crops Grown:	8956	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Emeralds Found:	2016

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	433
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?

AMBIDEXTROUS, Childhood, conformity, cultural beliefs, discrimination, education, fine motor control, forced right hand, generation, handedness, left handed, lefties, LeftyReddit, motor skills, neurological differences, parents, personal experience, reddit, RightHandedGen, smp, societal norms, teachers, upbringing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Lol, bros and broettes, have you ever been oppressed by the right-handed overlords? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where lefties rule supreme! We have a secret underground base where we plot our revenge against all the right-handed normies out there. We even have a secret handshake that only lefties can do.

We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.

So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!

SystemSneakVIP

Access, breach prevention, breach response, CEO, company policy, Corporate Espionage, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, employee rights, Friend, IT department, IT workers, network security, professional boundaries, protocol violation, security breach, Systems, SystemSneakVIP, unauthorized access, workplace ethics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	197

Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24