Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to embrace their inner chaos and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. We have a strict “no holding back” policy when it comes to trolling, so get ready to get creative with your mischief.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. From epic PvP showdowns to massive building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can challenge each other to duels for bragging rights.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 111 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3255 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6810 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Villages Defended: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 5487
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 8194
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 674759 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 147 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dimension Hops: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 248 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5998 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Magic Items Found: 8280 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Farms Harvested: 602 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 128 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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