Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 929 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 251 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 345
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crops Grown: 6560
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1451

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 161 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Villages Defended: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Emeralds Found: 968
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Farms Harvested: 452 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 159 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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