Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roach-Free Minecraft Server

bug repellent, bug spray, creepy crawlies, creepy creatures, disgust, Extermination, fear factor, gross, household pests, hygiene, infestation, insect control, insects, Minecraft, Pest Control, Pest Management, pest prevention, Phobia, roach infestation, ROACHES, RoachFree, sanitation, Server

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

art, Beautiful, berserk, Black Swordsman, boat, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, elf island, falling apart, golden age, griffith, guts, Highly, highly-regarded, lost children arc, Manga, Minecraft, Miura, Plot, regarded, smp, Tragedy, Unfinished

Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Communication, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, friendship, Honesty, Justice, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Truth, validation, Victim

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

Apologize.., barcelona, Best Friend, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, Conflict, Confused, feelings, flights, Friend, honeymoon, misunderstanding, NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon, OFFENDED, reaction, resolution, separate flights, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Emeralds Found:	7514
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ores Mined:	3846

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KurskPOWslayerCraft

Accountability, alleged killings, Conflict, eastern europe, envoy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk, KurskPOWslayerCraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, response, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, UKRAINIAN, violations, War Crimes

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	1479	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HavocGames

HavocGames, ISLAND, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Top Island, Upgrade

This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

1.20.1, borderlands, Builder, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Funky, Griefing, java, jokes, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, stinkier, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7894	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Potions Brewed:	158	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

artificial scarcity, developers, devs, digital scarcity, enforce, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Gaming, in-game items, microtransactions, Minecraft, online communities, Online Games, online gaming, PixelPanic, player experience, player-engagement, scarcity, Server, video games, Virtual Economy

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Emeralds Found:	8118	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5175	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

asian, asian beauty, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian dating, Asian girls, Asian girls in Seattle, Asian Singles, asian women, asian women dating, Asian women in Seattle, Baddies, DATING, local ], MEETUPS, Minecraft, relationships, seattle, Seattle area, Singles, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

Blockiness, cleanliness, daily routine, dental hygiene, forgotten habits, Grooming, hand washing, health, healthy habits, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene education, hygiene habits, hygiene practice, hygiene tips, personal hygiene, preventative care, public health, self-care, skincare, SoapCraft, wellness

Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	6749
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AutoCraft: The Future Server

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Autocraft, Automotive Industry, automotive innovation, autonomous vehicles, driverless cars, environmental impact, Future, future transportation, government mandates, illegal cars, innovation, regulations, road safety, Safety, self driving cars, Server, Technology, traffic laws, transportation policy, transportation revolution, Urban planning

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8345
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ntl-paperMC.net

1.20.1, 1.21.1, Cash Shop, Claimblocks, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, player trades, PvP, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, server money, Server Speeds, Silkspawners, Survival, Vanilla, VAULT, Vote Rewards, world gen

Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

No Voter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.