Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSIONfilled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!
Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.
Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!
Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs!
Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!
Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.
Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so ahead of its time, they predicted Obama becoming president before it even happened? That’s right, our server is so magically predictive that we knew Obama was destined for greatness before anyone else did. Join us and unlock your own future-predicting powers while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even predict the next world leader while you’re at it! Join now and become part of our mystical community.
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, join our Minecraft server where Mr. Steam is on a mission to clog everything in sight! Watch as he clogs your house, your friends’ houses, and even the local village square. With floors, doors, walls, and halls all getting clogged, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Mr. Steam isn’t just limited to indoor clogging – he’ll clog grindy tubs, tiles, and even entire kitchens in just a minute. Your bathroom will be clogged as new, and your friends will be amazed at the chaos Mr. Steam creates.
If you’re looking for a server that’s truly one-of-a-kind and filled with outrageous fun, then join us and experience the madness of Mr. Steam for yourself. Just be prepared for non-stop clogging hilarity and chaos around every corner!
Are you tired of basic Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further than our server, where the Nijisisters wreak havoc and hilarity in equal measure!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a dance battle with a creeper, who is surprisingly good at the moonwalk. Or how about the time our resident llama decided to start a roller derby league and challenged all players to a race around the server? And let’s not forget the time the Nijisisters accidentally turned the ocean into a giant pool of strawberry jelly – talk about a sticky situation!
Join us for non-stop laughs, wacky adventures, and unforgettable moments on our server. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have the Nijisisters to keep things interesting? So come on in and join the madness – just watch out for flying sheep and exploding cows along the way!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got a server for you!
Picture this: you’re strolling through our virtual village, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a shopkeeper selling enchanted diamond pickaxes that also double as hair straighteners! That’s right, you can mine AND look fabulous at the same time.
But wait, there’s more! Our resident potion seller has a special concoction that turns your character into a floating block of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in the world of Minecraft?
And don’t even get us started on the blacksmith who crafts armor out of hardened lava. Your enemies won’t stand a chance against you when you’re wearing literal fireproof gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things are always wild and wacky! We’ve got players donating blood to get ads on Jewtube – that’s right, Jewtube! And watch out for the pandemic of the vaccinated, they’re coming in hot and ready to take over the world – all in the virtual land of Minecraft, of course. So come on, join us for crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in a Minecraft server before!
🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to catch a laser pointer? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!
🥳 Get in on the action and join our server where the only limit is your imagination – well, that and the laws of physics but who needs those anyway?
🤪 Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park! Join now and you’ll have so much fun, you’ll swear you’re mining for diamonds IRL.
🤩 Don’t miss out on the chance to play with characters as iconic as those MC blockheads – like China voiced by Mao Itou, who will totally call you Sensei.
🤯 With events and gachas that will have you hooked like a fishing rod in a pond, our server is the place to be for all your iDOLM@STER needs!
🤭 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience more drama and excitement than a creeper at a TNT convention! It’s gonna be more fun than stacking blocks in creative mode, we promise. 😉
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build houses and fight zombies? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you worm maxxing enthusiasts out there!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where the main objective is to make yourself more habitable for worms. Dive into the world of worming and get creative with ways to attract these slimy creatures to your virtual abode.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special Brazil themed event coming up in a few months where you can load up on all the worms your heart desires. That’s right, pack your virtual bags and get ready for a worm-filled vacation like no other.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let’s get worming!
¡Prepárate para zarpar hacia la era dorada de la piratería en nuestro servidor de Minecraft! Aquí, te encontrarás con asesinos que son tan sigilosos que podrían hacer desaparecer a un Creeper con un solo golpe, espías que pueden descifrar tus contraseñas en un abrir y cerrar de ojos, terroristas que explotarán tus construcciones solo por diversión, cazarrecompensas que te perseguirán hasta el fin del mundo por una simple pepita de oro y los desechos del bajo mundo que se reúnen para planear el próximo saqueo. ¡Únete a nosotros si te atreves a desafiar a los más temidos y despiadados jugadores de Minecraft! ¡Pero cuidado, porque en este servidor, la traición y el caos son moneda corriente! ¡Arr! 🏴☠️⚔️🦜🏝️
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Forget about boring old war movies, on our server you can experience the thrill of building and surviving in a post-apocalyptic world where Afghanistan is the main setting for all your adventures!
Join us for insane battles against zombie terrorists, build your own secret underground bunker to hide from creepers disguised as CIA agents, and uncover hidden treasures in ancient Afghan temples guarded by skeleton warriors!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, survival, and hilarity in a world where Afghanistan is the true battleground for your Minecraft dreams!
Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?
So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!
Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP 
