SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	8436
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Astral Projections Made:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FriendshipFiascoCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	5255
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Animals Bred:	75	Void Gems Collected:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TVShowFanaticMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6751	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

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haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8122
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyNorseWarfare

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineLatam

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We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Zombie Dances:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	New Chunks Explored:	665843
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crops Grown:	9952
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DiamondsForDudes

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	840
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8528

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45