SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1286
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7552	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8280	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Runes Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6579
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	233
Emeralds Found:	1133	Farms Harvested:	103
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Star Shards Collected:	123

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.