SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockPartyBanned

alcohol, Behavior, BlockPartyBanned, Boundaries, Couch, Disrespect, dog, drinking habits, emergency surgery, friendship, friendship boundaries, holiday, houseguests, Jewish, mental health, Pain, personal items, selfish, Support

Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPigsVsCreepers

conflicting beliefs, conflicting desires, conflicting emotions, conflicting goals, conflicting interests, conflicting loyalties, conflicting motivations, conflicting needs, conflicting opinions, conflicting preferences, conflicting priorities, conflicting values, contrasting options, difficult choices, Dilemma, hard choices, indecision, opposing viewpoints, PixelPigsVsCreepers, pros and cons, Tough Decisions

Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

Appearance, body dysmorphia, body image, Chin, Confidence, delicate, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, ideal features, Insecurity, JAW, mental health, Minecraft, repulsed, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-image, Server, wide shoulders

Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8138	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

Boyfriend, Communication, confusion, dating struggles, emotional, interested, LGBTQ, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed signals, online dating, r9k, rejection, relationship, Romantic, Sexuality, smp, social media, Straight.., unrequited love, virtual relationship

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

aita, BFF’s, BFs, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend, Communication, Conflict, confusion, female friend, hidden relationships, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, love, meeting friends, Minecraft, overbearing, phone calls, red flags, relationship advice, Server, suspicion, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Closure, closure process, Communication, emotions, ending, friendship, FriendshipFizzle, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, realization, Reflection, relationships, Sadness, signs, smp, Support, Trust

When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	99
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7674

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyWakeUpLand

brush teeth, check phone, CraftyWakeUpLand, get out of bed, healthy morning routine, make coffee, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning mindset, morning motivation, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning routine tips, morning self-care, productive mornings, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face

Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mines Excavated:	4661

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyPridePalace

activism, anti LGBT, bill, civil rights, CraftyPridePalace, discrimination, equality, Equality Movement, georgia, Georgian, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legislation, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Politics, president, refuses, RIGHTS, sign, social justice

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Auto Pause Adventures

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join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

biology, Brain, brain structure, Circuitry, complexity, Connections, Craft, Fly, fruit fly, GROUNDBREAKING, insect brain, Mapping, mapping the brain, Nature, neural connections, neural network, neurons, neuroscience, scientific discovery, scientific research, study, Technology, wiring diagram

Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Star Shards Collected:	94
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

Base Defense, building, challenge, Chaos, competitive environment, Discord, dragons, Dungeon, EXCITEMENT, faction warfare, Factions, Modded, PvP, Rlcraft, RLFactions, Season, sprinkle, Strategizing, Survival, survival experience, Tough survival, vibrant

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	1
Server Type	Heavily modded factions
Features	RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
Discord	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

2. How can I join RLFactions?

To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7850	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	179	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Popularity? Minecraft Server

Baffling, Celebrity, consumer behavior, cultural impact, entertainment industry, fad, Fame, hype, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, Marketing, mass appeal, Minecraft, Overrated, perplexing, Phenomenon, pop culture, Popularity, Server, social media, societal influence, trends, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash, Vintage edition

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

Argument, compromise, dietary preferences, ethical eating, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, holiday, meat-free, Thanksgiving, Traditional meal, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieVeto

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FoodieCraft SMP

Combo, Favorite, favorite combo, favorite comfort food, favorite cuisine, favorite dish, favorite flavors, Favorite Food, favorite food combination, favorite food combo, favorite indulgence, favorite ingredients, favorite meal, favorite pairing, favorite recipe, favorite snacks, favorite treats, Food, food combo, FoodieCraft, smp

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5