Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Towns Built: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Animals Bred: 176
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3121
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Farms Harvested: 545
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Animals Bred: 180
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 324 Villages Defended: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Ores Mined: 2305 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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