Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 315 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

    If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 86 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ShortKingCraft

    ShortKingCraft
    Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

    Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4288 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6771 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • VeggieVibesMC SMP

    VeggieVibesMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 496 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Void Gems Collected: 19
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 602077 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dimension Hops: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2169
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Magic Items Found: 3960 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 343
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1910 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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