SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToiletPup Minecraft Server

Abuse, Aromantic, basement, bathroom, Boundaries, Choice, decision, dehydration, dog, health, loyalty, Minecraft, Personal, relationship, rescue, Respect, Server, TOILET, ToiletPup, Trauma, UNICORN, veterinarian

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5297
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Votes:	9739
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize the health and happiness of our furry friends above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with love, laughter, and toilet-drinking dogs!

Are you tired of boring old servers where dogs aren’t allowed to have their own personal bathrooms? Well, look no further! On our server, every dog gets their own luxurious toilet to drink from, just like our beloved Benny the shepadoodle.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict rule that no humans are allowed to use the doggy bathroom. It’s exclusively for our four-legged friends, because they deserve the best treatment possible!

Join us on this wacky journey where relationships take a backseat to the love we have for our pets. Who needs romance when you have a loyal companion like Benny by your side?

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of letting your dog drink from their very own toilet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! And remember, on our server, dogs always come first. So ditch the drama and join us for a howling good time!

TipsyTeaseCraft

aita, ANNOYED, bad decisions, DATING, Drinking, drunk date, FLIRTING, Friend, Friends, hookup, House Party, LEAVING, medication, Meetup, Party, reaction, refusal, Safety, TipsyTeaseCraft, Upset

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4506
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like the time I invited a girl to a house party and she ended up flirting with my friend. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama like in this story, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after playing on our server!

LostInMinecraftSMP

AMBITION, aspirations, career development, career planning, dream job, future aspirations, future goals, goal achievement, goal orientation, goal setting strategies, goal-setting, life planning, long-term planning, long-term vision, LostInMinecraftSMP, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, success mindset, Time management

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Love Letters Sent:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Votes:	7203

Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

AloneCraft, Edition, extrovert

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Votes:	3880	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

FrozenAssetMC_Server

asset recovery, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, financial assets, financial transactions, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC_Server, funds, geopolitical issues, government funds, international finance, international relations, political tensions, proceeds, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

MissileMayhemCraft

air raid, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, defense system, Fails, injured, interception, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, News, Rocket, SECURITY, strike, Tension, War, Yemen

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	8734

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

Animal Behavior, balaenid whales, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, extreme longevity, industrial whaling, LIFESPAN, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, oceanic research, oceanography, research, scientific discovery, southern right whales, WhaleCraft, wildlife, year

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	536

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

BDSM, fetish accessories, fetish art, fetish clothing, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish model, fetish objects, fetish photography, fetish roleplay, fetish satisfaction, fetishes, fetishism, kink, Minecraft, Passion, passionate, Server, sexual desire

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

#Intention, advice, Apology, back scratching, BackScratchers, Boundaries, clarification, Communication, complaint, Conflict Resolution, confusion, consent, coworker, inappropriate touch, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Professionalism, scratching, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, Workplace

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ores Mined:	3862
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	856984	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

Players:	97/200	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15