| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?
But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.
If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.
Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 73 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 79780 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?
And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 177 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 52 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4008 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
