| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, creepers that explode into rainbows, and diamonds that rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by Notch himself. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4997 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.
With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.
Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 143 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 475389 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who once stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes for the dankest of jokes. Legend has it, if you find this village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, there’s a dungeon guarded by a dragon who hoards emeralds like a magpie on steroids. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery beast and claim the riches within?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off… with your pickaxe as your partner!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is so LOLZY that God himself gave his only begotten Son just so you can have everlasting life in this pixelated world. And guess what? He plays on our server too! 😱
Join us for EPIC battles against evil mobs, build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures, and maybe even have a chat with God himself while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so heavenly? 🌟
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join us on this HEAVENLY adventure! 🚀🕊️
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.
But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?
Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.
Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 37 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about big(small) cats! That’s right, we have lions, tigers, and even cheetahs roaming around our virtual world. And the best part? You can tame them all!
Join us for some wild adventures like Lion Taming Tuesdays and Tiger Tag Thursdays. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Big Cat Whisperer!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced AI Vtuber Chatbots. Chat with them, befriend them, or even challenge them to a dance-off! The possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with talking cats and dancing robots. Don’t miss out on the fun! 🎮🐾
And remember, when in doubt, just meow it out! 😹
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| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us as we celebrate 4/20 tomorrow at Deltaco! We’ll be throwing a party like no other, complete with Hitler’s birthday cake and fireworks! Who knew Hitler was a fan of Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds guarded by a herd of llamas wearing top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other wild surprises await you in this crazy world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!
But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!
But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!
Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!
And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
