| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.
But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.
So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!
So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.
Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.
Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!
Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?
Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!
Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.
And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.
With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!
See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because Pantone 3945 C Edition is here to blow your mind!
Join us for the most epic adventure of your life with our Update 2.0 Character Builder that will make you feel like a PHANTOM LIBERTY in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items that you won’t find anywhere else, from Twitch to Gwent to The Witcher and beyond! Dress up in the latest Cyberpunk clothes and show off your style in the virtual world.
And if you thought that was all, think again! We have console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling up, getting money, and so much more. Want to spice things up even more? Check out our recommended mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level.
Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even crazier adventures and get access to our braindance catalogue that will leave you questioning reality.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Pantone 3945 C Edition and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 356178 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.
We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Magic Items Found: | 4161 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4446 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 269 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like a pro? Well, look no further because this server is THE place to be for all things Sonic!
Join us as we discuss the latest Sonic news and updates, like Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow (yes, you read that right!), the Year of Shadow in 2024, and the leaked Sonic Toy Party extravaganza!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, upcoming releases from IDW, and even a Perfect System Collection for all you hardcore Sonic collectors out there.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a booru for all your Sonic fan art needs, a cytube for streaming Sonic content, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and excitement of the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, gotta go fast! ⚡️
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!
But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5409 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
