Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 118 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 119 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 122 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
