Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.
But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.
So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4845 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
