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UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	3616	Dimension Hops:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Emeralds Found:	2467	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	4421
Enchantments Applied:	263	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Emeralds Found:	1300
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7308
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Star Shards Collected:	110	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4930

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1