Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 128 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 83 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Chimeras Created: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2390 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 505673 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Runes Activated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3430 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 184
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6596 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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