Shyo5 Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4839	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	243	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	145601	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4129	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Votes:	9880	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8883
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	112
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	6904
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1