ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocktopia LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2801
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	204
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	7848
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	104
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimension Hops:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13